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baitnswitchblade:

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Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names


Tumblr app:  I'm done loading
Me:  but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app:  did I fucking stutter

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cokeflow:

You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk

by Fall Out Boy

if you don’t understand why this is funny, I don’t think I can explain it to you. 

by Panic! At The Disco

Did you just

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF:  Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:  [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:  No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:  What?
BFF:  I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:  [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.