"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."
This will never not be funny.
a hero for the ages
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!"
ALWAYS REBLOG KAT DENNINGS SLAMMING SLUT SHAMING
you bend over
them too often,
bound to snap
HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER
"I’m ashamed of myself because I know I should be better and I have no idea how to get there."
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
"I like you because I can never stay mad at you, I can’t stand not talking to you and I can’t stand the thought of losing you."